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December 6th, 2021 at 19:27 pm

Wheat’s not quite authentic Gyro Meat

Wheat’s not quite authentic Gyro Meat Recipe Gyro v.1 Gyro v.2
Serves if no sides – and depends on size of pita –3 or 43 or 4
lamb ground 1 lb1 lb
Beef 80/20½ lb
Garlic granual½ tsp1 tsp
onion granual1 tsp1 tsp
Tuscan Blend ** see note1 tbl1 Tbl
Pepper Black coarse ground½ tsp½ tsp
sea salt coarse or if table grind, use ½ amount½ tsp½ tsp
Lemon zest or peel *optional but worth including for more “greek” like taste1/8 tsp1/8 tsp
Paprika smoked1/8 tsp1/8 tsp
Panko or Maize – optional in fact I usually forget it¼ c
Gravy Mix – Brown -optional – enhanced meat flavor 1 Tbl

Meat Directions – This is an easy recipe to double or more “as written” – I recommend freezing uncooked extra for future meals in unsliced “logs” (just add a few extra minutes to baking or air fry time for fresher flavor.

  • Mix all dry ingredients thoroughly
  • Mix Dry into meat REALLY MASH – into an almost paste like texture.
  • Place in covered bowl and refrigerate at least 3 hours if time allows.*
  • Shape into approx 5 x 5 x 1 inch square (easiest when refrigerated but the world does not end if you don’t)
  • Cut into 1 in square “Logs” (like a square hot dog)

Optional, chill the logs before Bake/AirFry – if you have time, if not, not to worry it will be fine.
place on rack in shallow pan – chilling does make it easier to shape.

Either Bake at 350F – 30 mins Or AirFry 325 – 20 mins Check for Internal temp of 160F/72C
Allow to rest 5 mins before slicing.

* The world does not end if you do not have time to refrigerate and allow flavors to meld. It is also easier to shape the logs when cold.

**Drogheria & Alimentari Organic Tuscan Herb Seasoning is my preferred version of Italian Seasoning – We use this Tuscan Herb Blend in many ways.
In this recipe, usually calling for Greek Seasoning by adding Lemon Zest or Peel and Mint adding 1/8th tsp (teaspoon) each per tablespoon of the Drogheria & Alimentari Organic Tuscan Herb Seasoning offers a pleasant flavour to the this or any other Mediterranean regional dish. For other ways see my post: Ingredient: Tuscan Herb Seasoning

Your Kitchen = Your Choice: Many recipes call for diced black olives. We don’t like olives.

Plating as Pita Pockets.
Heat 01 or 2 Pitas per person (or more in you have teenage boys or hardworking adults)
Slice meat longways to make strips about 1/8-1/4 inch thick.
1 Tbl Tzatziki smeared inside pocket
Add Meat, thin slice onion, tomato and crumbled Feta

Plating as “Dinner” per person
1/2 cup Brown Basmati Rice Cooked and HOT
Crumble 1 Tbl Feta onto hot rice
Cut meat into bite size pieces.
Add Meat evenly distributed over rice
Add 2 Tbl Diced Fresh Tomato
Add 2 Tbl Diced Fresh Onion
Top with tzatziki & finely crumbled Feta

Plating as Salad (my favorite)
Shredded Lettuce of your choice
Distribute following evenly
Meat cut into bite sized pieces
2 Tbl Diced Fresh Tomato
Add 2 Tbl Diced Fresh Onion
Top with tzatziki & finely crumbled Feta
Optional: Top with Tzatziki Dressing (tzatziki thinned w/Mediterranean olive oil 2:1 ratio
Top with crumbled Feta


November 8th, 2021 at 13:37 pm

History Needed re OnLine Services

in: Asides

As a response to the current question that has me rolling my eyes:

Compuserve was first offered to the public in 1979
There were others in between, but the next “big” service was
AOL, under other names between 1983 and 2009,
Mark Zuckerberg was not even born until 1984 and
Facebook only resided in his dorm room in 2004.

Yesterday I was annoyed enough to look up about 30 people who died before the above momentous occasions

Know what they all had in common? Virtually NO PRESENCE on Social Media –

In print, there were nominal birth, graduation, the occasional scholarship award, engagement announcements, mentions in obits of family, their own obituary. It was how most lived.

Oh, P.S. to those who keep sending me links that claim I was married 4 times – I don’t know who they are either, like you, I only know about one marriage/divorce. I would also note that same writing also has several other easily confirmed factual errors but people believe what they want to believe.

November 1st, 2021 at 14:38 pm

History Lesson: 6th Amendment

in: Asides

Just remember, when someone waits until after the death of any person to make an accusation, they are denying that person their Sixth Amendment rights.

It also means that they are denied a fair trial following the basic legal concept of innocent until proven guilty – to which I would add – and the accusers are placed under oath so if they perjure themselves with false testimony they can be punished.

so as you watch speculative youtubes or read social media posts – ask yourself, why is this person being denied their 6th Amendment right to face their accuser:

Amendment VI

In all criminal prosecutions, the accused shall enjoy the right to a speedy and public trial, by an impartial jury of the state and district wherein the crime shall have been committed, which district shall have been previously ascertained by law, and to be informed of the nature and cause of the accusation; to be confronted with the witnesses against him; to have compulsory process for obtaining witnesses in his favor, and to have the assistance of counsel for his defense.

October 8th, 2021 at 10:15 am

Hunky Bill’s Pierogi Maker (Dumpling)

October 8 is National Pierogi Day. While we really like the little crescent of delicious dough filled with savory, sweet or something in between – making them can be annoying. We found the Hunky Bill’s Big Pierogi Makers about 10 years ago and they are well worth the cabinet shelf space.






If I could only have one, it would be the larger size. Just enough larger to make the stuffing as much the hero as the crispy dough outside. We do have both sizes, but the smaller has only been out of the box a few times. The larger is my go two since it make enough for (two adults) as a hearty side dish for two meals and one meal if it is the entree.

For a lazy “dessert”, use either a pie dough or puff pastry – with any fruit pie filling of your choice, brush with butter and bake or air fry.

Hunky Bill's Big Pierogi Maker

September 28th, 2021 at 14:18 pm

Wal-Mart Ain’t Cheap

in: Asides

I cannot be sure which is more amuzing – that Wal-Mart, except for the occassional loss leader, is often not the least expensive place to shop. Or, that with the opportunity to comparison shop offered by the Internet that so many still think it is the best prices.

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